You suck (or You're still young. You'll have a lot of years left when you get out of jail.)

Those are the running jokes at work. My computer is infested with spyware of some sort, so I'll be brief.
Softball last night. Late game. Won first. Lost second. Hit a homerun.
Beers afterwards. Late night. Cute girl. Good times.
Hangover today. Work sucks. We're all going to hell if we don't change our ways.