Haiku for you

Mom
Birth to me you gave.
On this, the Fourth of May, have
a Happy Birthday

Candi
Drinking in public
while on probation may have
got you put away

Luckyspinster
Lulu Fabulous.
now there's an appropriate
name for a great play

Latigo Flint
The quickest quickdraw
in the world was born too late.
Dreams a girl kills him.

Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm
Steve writes posts that are
descriptive, funny, and true.
Cubs will never win.

Belldoorlover
Allergic to much,
she dances like a stripper.
Falls like a giraffe.

Blog Ho
Writes of vaginas
and makes me giggle out loud.
He is funny. RAR.

Rachel
Lives in Montana
and works outside on the phone.
Damn, are yall hiring?

Toren
She is a redneck,
says, "Petey get your helmet!",
and loves chili dogs.

Ol' Hoss
From the Old Folks Home,
determined to make a pile,
don't call it a blog.

Boobs, Injuries, and Dr Pepper
She's somewhat insane
and has ginormous boobies.
Always speaks her mind.