A plague of crickets has descended on this building. It's driving me insane.
The noise. The noise, noise, noise.
There's a loud mouthed? (legged?) little bastard under the sinkhole by my desk. He won't shut up until I go in there.
I've tried drowning him.
I've tried pouring bleach down the drain.
I've tried
well, that's really all I've tried to do. I've got a lot of shit on my desk.
And a fuckin' headache now.
Thanks, you little grasshopper wannabe reject.
My boss just suggested I put some food near the hole to draw him out. Then step on him when he emerges. I'll try anything at this point.
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