So the Mavs lost to Phoenix last night. It's a 3-2 lead for the Suns, but Game 6 is in Dallas. The Mavericks' inability to play defense in the paint may well end up being their downfall. I mean, Steve Nash is like 6 feet tall and weighs a buck-o-five or something.
Slap his shit into the stands, Dampier!!!!!
I have a pre-game preparations ritual I'd like Avery Johnson to try out for Game 6.
About 2 hours before game time he should lock Dampier in a large travel cage. You know, the kind used to transport Mastiffs and Rottweilers. Then let everyone on the team take turns poking him with a stick. While all this is going on, play a loop of Shaq and Dirk's negative comments in the background.
About 30 minutes before tipoff, have a beligerently drunken Don Nelson come into the locker room and kick him in the junk. Then AJ should lead him onto the court by his ear.
I mean, piss the guy off. Motivation. That is going to be the key to winning it all.
Oh, and keeping the Suns from poking Dirk in they eye. CHEATERS!!!!
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