Charge it to the game

Check the itinerary for this extended Labor Day Weekend:
Friday
Bachelor party #1 for fraternity brother that I haven't seen in over a year. Hummer limo. Titty bars and cold beers. I was a last second replacement.
Saturday
Spend the morning recovering from Friday night and pack for the dove hunt. Head to best friend's house around 3 for bachelor party #2. Hard buzz by 5. Get on the bus to Bonedaddy's, then the Lodge. VIP room 9-1. Try not to blow my wad (take that however you want).
Sunday
Spend arm and leg on a tank of gas. Drive 3 hours to the ranch. Hunt doves and drink cold beers with family members and friends. Cook and eat dove wraps. Possibly make a trip to the Owl's Roost to dance with the local girls and hustle some pool.
Monday
Hunt all day. Drink beer all day. Sweat all day. Fish at night.
Tuesday
Hunt in the morning and drive home in the afternoon. Recover and regroup. Get ready for super short work week (3 days).

We'll see if it really works out that way. Have a good one, yall.