A Total Lack of Creativity

I can't come up with anything witty or funny to tell you so I'm copping out this week. I stole this from the Belldoorlover.

80 things you might not know about me (not really 80... what's up with that, Belldoorlover?)
1. What is your middle name? Wayne
2. How big is ur bed? Queen
3. What are you listening to right now? air conditioner and the New Guy talking about buying a house
5. What was the last thing you ate? tostadas
6. Last person you hugged? my moms
7. How is the weather right now? cool and cloudy?
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Barton
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? ass, tits, face
10. Favorite type of Food? chips and salsa
11. Do you want children? eventually
12. Do you get high? high on life
13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? no I can usually remember a few things
15. Eye color? brown/hazel
16. Do you wear eye contacts? yep for months at a time
17. Favorite holiday? Christmas
18. Favorite Season? Wedding season. summertime
19. Have you ever cried over a Guy/Girl? now way I'm too hardcore for crying
20. Last Movie you Watched? Underworld Evolution (Kate Beckinsale is awesome)
29. What books are you reading? One Ranger, The Regulators, and the Stand.
30. Piercings? no
31. Favorite Movie? Forrest Gump
32. Favorite college football Team? Texas Longhorns
33. What were you doing before filling this out? driving to work
34. Any pets? Mini schnauzer Mak
35. AOL? AIM
37. Dogs or cats? dogs
38. Favorite Flower? roses
40. Have you ever loved someone? yes
41. Who would you like to see right now? Kate Beckinsale
43. Have you ever fired a gun? yes
45. Right-handed or Left-handed? right
46. If you could go to anyplace right now where would you go? Playboy mansion
48. Are you missing someone? she's in Spain
49. Do you have a tattoo? no
50. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday morning? Saturday morning cartoons suck now
51. Are you hiding something from someone? of course
52. WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? black clock
54. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? probably not
55. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? I'm sleeping in this weekend
56. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? books, chapstick, water bottle, phone
57. GRILLED OR FRIED? grilled
59. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? my superpowers
60. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? not at all
61. FAVORITE HANGOUT? Crockett street in Beaumont
62. 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? backscratcher, computer, music
63. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS? a little less debt
64. FAVORITE SONG? I'm liking And it Stoned Me by Van Morrison today
65. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? failure and rejection
66. ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? both
67. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Goonie, goonbob, D-rell, DJ, Pretty Hardcore
68. WHAT IS/WAS YOUR DAD'S MIDDLE NAME? Wayne
69. WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? she doesn't have one
70. STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD ONLY BRING ONE THING/PERSON Kate Beckinsale
71. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? Budweiser at halftime of Super Bowl
72. WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? sprint
73. FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A fire? pictures
74. Favorite color? blue
75. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS BRING WITH YOU? keys, wallet, cell phone, testicles
76. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? Conan the Barbarian
77. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7? eat dinner
78. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET? green
79. WHO DO U WANT TO MEET? Kate Beckinsale
80. WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT BEF0RE Y0U G0 T0 BED? what I have to do the next day