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What's the damn deal, internet? It's good to see you again. How are things?
Me? I'm fine. Work too much... never home... [insert continued bitching and moaning]
I joined a gym and started working out. It feels good to do that. I wanted to write that for Future Darrel to see. HEY Darrel 6 Months From Now, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO TO THE GYM!!!!!!!!
Dwizzy is getting a job at my company and he's probably going to be working up here with me, which rocks.
I got a raise and a Rookie of the Year trophy. It's a piece of glass shaped like a candle flame. Not to be modest or anything, but they made up the award specifically for me. No big deal.

In a previous post I gave a somewhat vague but revealing reference to some trouble I got into. Everything is okay now. Let me just say this: A GOOD LAWYER IS WORTH EVERY DAMN PENNY. You definitely get what you pay for.
I mean, this guy I got was slick. He knew the hardass judge would be out of town for Christmas and scheduled my court date for the 27th.
I was like, "Damn yo, that's when I be trying to kick it with my peeps and celebrate Jesus's birfday. What you got against Baby Jesus?"
And he was like, "You had better get your priorities straight, young man. You are in serious trouble and I strongly recommend that you be here on the 27th."
So I busted back like, "For the skrilla I be dishing out, you better be popping off like Johnny Cochran in this bitch."
Then he was all like, "Get out of my office."
And long story short... I'm out 5 grand but my sweet virgin ass is safe once again.

Now... on to the important stuff.
Tony Romo crapped the bed but I'm not going to give up on him. I mean, surely he can bounce back. Right? Right?
And Parcells is out. It was a good run. He got some awesome draft picks for us. It'd be nice if he stayed around just to analyze draft picks for the Cowboys in the future.
As for the new coach... I'm all about THIS GUY WADE PHILLIPS. AND I ALSO HEAR THAT JASON GARRETT IS AVAILABLE...
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Also, we should definitely KEEP "The Player". You know, the guy with the hamstring and the finger and the painkillers. That guy who dropped more passes than anyone else. We definitely need to KEEP him. Just get him THE BALL.
Also, the Mavericks are rocking it. Dirk is Dirk and Josh Howard is coming into his own. I really like our chances this year. The Suns are just not going to go away, though. Should make for an awesome playoffs.


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